There are few things in the world that I can say with absolute certainty, but one of them is that it would be fun to be Snoop Dogg.
There are few things in the world that I can say with absolute certainty, but one of them is that it would be fun to be Snoop Dogg.
Can. Not. Sleep. Just fyi.

Funny looking squirrel outside the window was not, in point of fact, a squirrel.
I never had a Nintendo (except for a year or two in the ’00s when Brendan left his SNES at my house and forgot about it) but I remember this commercial so vividly that I have looked for it periodically. And here it is. I remember this seeming cool, but it’s just an idiot yelling “Zelda” a lot.
So the orioles finally win…Yay! But note to MASN TV staff: I know you’re excited, but calm down. One game doesn’t really equal a streak.
I am really bad at doing Captchas to prove that I am a human. What does it say about me if I can’t convince a computer that I am real?
“There’s just so much drama in high school!” - Jackie Smith, on “Glee”
space required to transport 60 people (via Natasha Lloyd)
It’s been awhile since I’ve been in an office. Apparently ms word was redesigned by a drunken monkey while I was gone.