Tunelessly repeating the words “five dollar footlong” does not a jingle make. It does make Aaron angry. But also hungry. Argh.
Tunelessly repeating the words “five dollar footlong” does not a jingle make. It does make Aaron angry. But also hungry. Argh.
This makes me so, so sad.
Fake first black president David Paymer Palmer has taken over the duty of reassuring us in these tough economic times (TET). http://bit.ly/bA8Q5h … Apparently Dennis Haysbert and David Palmer play a little fast and loose with the “y”.
Curling. Noon to three. IT’S ON, GERMANY. http://bit.ly/b34eZB “Come on baby, put the rock in the house.”
Kinda miss it.

A dinosaur? In the airport?!
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW, apparently. Freak out, B-more!
WTF Comcast Can hardly believe these are real.
I was rooting for Yukon Cornelius. #topchef
Oh, China! Thanks, Elise, for sending me this.