Tunelessly repeating the words “five dollar footlong” does not a jingle make. It does make Aaron angry. But also hungry. Argh.

posted : Monday, February 22nd, 2010

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posted : Friday, February 19th, 2010

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Fake first black president David Paymer Palmer has taken over the duty of reassuring us in these tough economic times (TET). http://bit.ly/bA8Q5h … Apparently Dennis Haysbert and David Palmer play a little fast and loose with the “y”.

posted : Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

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Curling. Noon to three. IT’S ON, GERMANY. http://bit.ly/b34eZB “Come on baby, put the rock in the house.”

posted : Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

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Should you happen to be in the Los Angeles Metro Region on February 27th, here is what you should be doing.
Poster by aardvarks.net

Should you happen to be in the Los Angeles Metro Region on February 27th, here is what you should be doing.

Poster by aardvarks.net

posted : Thursday, February 11th, 2010

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Visiting New York

Kinda miss it.

posted : Monday, February 8th, 2010

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Harry Potter / Sonic / Obama
The Triumvirate of American Pop Culture
via i.imgur.com

Harry Potter / Sonic / Obama

The Triumvirate of American Pop Culture

via i.imgur.com

posted : Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

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posted : Friday, January 29th, 2010

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A dinosaur? In the airport?!

A dinosaur? In the airport?!

posted : Sunday, January 17th, 2010

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“It’s OK…I’ll be showty.”
— Jackie S., on the blingy jeans she got for Christmas, upon learning the definition and appropriate pronunciation of “shorty.”

posted : Friday, December 25th, 2009

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Stranded somewhere in Virginia

Stranded somewhere in Virginia

posted : Saturday, December 19th, 2009

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SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW, apparently. Freak out, B-more!

posted : Friday, December 18th, 2009

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WTF Comcast Can hardly believe these are real.

WTF Comcast Can hardly believe these are real.

posted : Thursday, December 17th, 2009

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I was rooting for Yukon Cornelius. #topchef

posted : Thursday, December 10th, 2009

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Oh, China! Thanks, Elise, for sending me this.
Beer in a Bag

Oh, China! Thanks, Elise, for sending me this.

Beer in a Bag

posted : Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

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